Too bad I can’t buy #gas in advance and stockpile it… (at Pilot Travel Center)
Farewell, #holidayinn. #Vanderbilt. Too bad I couldn’t use the #Nashville filter…
Ho. Lee. Shit. #tab #badtabit
"I got in front of him… and we did it on the jet ski, on the lake! It was actually kinda painful, but it was AWESOME." - #3195
#dinner #salmon #Alfredo #pasta #foodporn
“So…. let me get this straight.
You thought that you were going to break the bell of your clarinet (which is something that RARELY happens), go into someone else’s case, swap out their perfectly good bell for your busted one… and then not have the presence of mind to TAKE THE BROKEN PIECE OFF OF THE END OF YOUR CLARINET before trying to put the other bell on?
I think not, sir. I think not.
You know, I could glue this back together, and it would look decent, but that would take time, and time is money, and money is gosh darned expensive, and besides… YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.
For your actions, little sir, your clarinet shall be adorned with the Masking Tape Ribbon of Shame.
I hope people notice how incredibly stupid it looks, and I hope you think twice before going into someone else’s stuff.”
My #liquor cabinet was empty. #midnightmoon #moinshine #woodfordreserve #hornitos #tequila #bacardi #rum
One of these things is not like the other… #dietcoke #tab